Neutron is a lucky guy

1. 想想．．．那些狗屁倒灶的事兒，可是修行哩，有一天，修成個什摸果也行～



學著點！


2. Winners of the Ig® Nobel Prize 2008
二○○八年搞笑諾貝爾獎（Ig Nobel ）


3. 有個笑話：
So, a neutron walked into a bar and said "I’d like a beer, please."
After the bartender gave him one, he said "How much will that be?"
"For you?" said the bartender "No charge."

有一天一個微中子（微中子是不帶電荷的粒子）走進酒吧跟酒保要一瓶啤酒，酒保遞給他啤酒後，微中子問：多少錢啊？酒保納悶地看著他說：你啊？免錢啦～（no charge，有不帶電，免錢雙重之意）。


4. 早上同事 C 跟我說他金馬套票全部都買中了，＂Ｘ！（消音），這什摸啊！＂